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heirofmedusa:

 

For new followers~

1. State your name: Aisha
2. State the name that your parents almost named you: Hajara…they made it my middle name instead since my mom can’t say her mother’s name.
3. Which of your relatives do you get along with the most?: 
My sister and brother on my mom’s side.
5. Did anything embarrassing happen this week?: I uh…failed something important.
6. Do you miss your ex?: No. I just miss having a significant other.
7. White chocolate or dark chocolate?: Milk.
8. Do people praise you for your looks?: Yes. But I get more praise for my personality and brains. ^_^
9. What is your favorite color of clothing to wear?: Black, gold, green, or pink.
10. How do you wear your makeup?: Heavy on the eyes, shimmery on the lips. My eyeshadow usually matches my outfit.
11. What are some of your nicknames?: M&M (in the shop), Mud (also in the shop), Twai (my mom’s side of the family), Shetu (my mom), Aish’ (my late granddad on my dad’s side).
12. How many bedrooms are in your house?: I live in a barracks. There’s about 200+ rooms in this motherfucker.
13. How many bathrooms?: Again. Barracks…also what the fuck is a ‘bathroom’. We call them heads..
14. Do you have a job?: Career. I’m a United States Sailor. Active duty. Protecting America and shit.
15. Do you have a car?: Not yet. Working on it.
16. Do you work out every week?: Everyday.
18. Have you ever kissed someone you never saw again?: Yes.
19. Have you ever sung in front of a crowd?: Yes.
20. What kind of bathing suit do you wear?: Sports bra, swim trunks, one-piece swimsuits with no stupid cut outs on the sides. I’m self-conscious about my mid-section.
21. Do you like your eyes?: Yes.
22. Do you think you are pretty?: I know I am. I just wish my job would allow me to look a little less rough.
23. Who was the last person you talked to in person?: My room mate. We were clowning Lady Gaga.
24. How much money is in your account?: I’m a lowly Sailor. LOL. I’m not a petty officer yet if that answers your question.
25. Are you single?: Yes and no…it’s complicated.
26. Do you want kids?: Maybe.
27. Tell me what your backpack looks like: I have three backpacks, two for duty days, one for liberty. The two duty ones are assault packs for the military to carry all my shit. The liberty one is this Roxy backpack. It’s pink with purple flowers on it.
28. What celebrity do you think is hot?: Chris Hemsworth.

29. Last movie you saw in theatres: Jurassic Park 3D.

30. Are you dating the same person you dated last year?: Nope. Thank GOD.

31. Has someone you were dating ever cheated on you?: Several times.
32. Have you ever cheated?: Nope. I was never tempted to, either. I tend to settle and get comfortable with what I have.
33: Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?: Yes. Something about dudes names Jason always being attracted to me.
34: What do you like to do in your spare time?: Read my Kindle, masturbate, Tumblr, sit in the smoke pit and listen to music while compiling awesome action sequences in my head that will never see the light of day. Also smoking cigarettes.

^^^ leaving Aisha’s up because she’s so cool (and a sailor, fuck yeah) and everyone should stop what they’re doing and follow her immediately. 
Now! Go on, I’ll wait :) 
»I don’t know where #17 went, believe me, I looked… lol«

1. State your name: Rachel
2. State the name that your parents almost named you: Tyler. If I was a boy. lol.
3. Which of your relatives do you get along with the most?: My dad’s. I take after them the most, looks and temperament-wise.
5. Did anything embarrassing happen this week?: Not really… Oh wait, yesterday, when I tried to argue to my Cuban friend how you could swim from Cuba to Florida by putting on fight… I don’t know wth I was thinking, like jfc epic blonde moment! (I’m naturally blonde, I can say shit like that lol)
6. Do you miss your ex?: No. He’s an alright guy though.
7. White chocolate or dark chocolate?: DARK.
8. Do people praise you for your looks?: Oddly enough. They just haven’t seen me when I first wake up :p
9. What is your favorite color of clothing to wear?: Black, dark red or bright green.
10. How do you wear your makeup?: Natural-looking to hide the red because I blush easy, and eyeliner. That’s all I really need.
11. What are some of your nicknames?: Triple-X, Rachel Ray, Nips.
12. How many bedrooms are in your house?: 3
13. How many bathrooms?: 3
14. Do you have a job?: Until I graduate and can get on my feet, I work at Bojangles. It’s great, we have pizza parties, our boss will bring cookies and donuts, and we have a deal with the Wendy’s down the street to trade sweet biscuits for Frosty’s. We’re so spoiled. 
15. Do you have a car?: Yes. 
16. Do you work out every week?: I wish I could. Now that I have the free time thanks to summer school, I wanna get on the P90X with Jamie.
18. Have you ever kissed someone you never saw again?: No.
19. Have you ever sung in front of a crowd?: Yes.
20. What kind of bathing suit do you wear?: I’ve done a bikini before, but I usually just still to one pieces.
21. Do you like your eyes?: Yes.
22. Do you think you are pretty?: More so now than I used to think. I let people influence what I thought about myself, and you know what? Fuck ‘em. I’M my #1 fan.
The only person who I need to please is myself, no one else’s opinion matters.

23. Who was the last person you talked to in person?: My mom.
24. How much money is in your account?: Ha, like $40. I don’t like keeping money in the bank, I like having it on hand, where I can SEE it.
25. Are you single?: No. I have been happily engaged in a monogamous relationship for the past going-on-five years.
26. Do you want kids?: Definitely maybe.
27. Tell me what your backpack looks like: Just… pink. And bummy.
28. What celebrity do you think is hot?: Tom Hiddleston!
29. Last movie you saw in theatres: I don’t even remember.
30. Are you dating the same person you dated last year?: Yes.
31. Has someone you were dating ever cheated on you?: Well, the ex.
32. Have you ever cheated?: No. Jamie has all I want. 
33: Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?: Well, now that you mention it… lol
34: What do you like to do in your spare time?: Read, work on my short story or poetry, drink, hang out with my bestie, read tarot, and I really dig organizing things, which is, like, super cool, I know lol.

MY  HATERSZ  Я  MY  MOTIVATERSZ

MY  HATERSZ  Я  MY  MOTIVATERSZ

ily, and you're awesome, k bye.

Aw I love you and you’re awesome too! 
Let’s get married :3 

JSYK: Ask Box will Always be Open, Anon will Always be On.

I laugh in the face of danger!

Tyler, the Creator - Nightmare
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svinthood:

Ain’t kill myself yet, I already want my life back.

Nightmare | Tyler, the Creator | Goblin

I am the devil, fucker get on my level 

Just like I wanted…

Too easy, thanks for the entertainment though <3

Not a day goes by my guy friends aren’t offering to fuck me…

Glad me and Adam are talking again.
Scrappy Doo Syndrome
  • Is for those people who are all bark and no bite.
  • Is for those people that hide from their own rumors once they make their way back around.
  • Is for those people that would rather live in the past instead of move forward.
  • Is for those people who try to instigate shit or fight you, dancing around ducking and diving like they’re damn Bronson when they’re really a pesky little pup ankle-biter. 
  • Is for those people who front like they’re tough but are really to cowardly to work on themselves. 

Why are you here? There is no fight to be had!
You, with your Scrappy Doo Syndrome, you with your unwarranted self-importance, you who think I measure my self-worth by your yardstick of validation: you are nothing to me, you are beneath me, so get the hell on.

There is no “call me, e-mail me, text me”. The past is done and over with and I don’t want any more interaction with you. I will not “fight” you.
Your feelings towards me are relics and you are unworthy of my time.

I don’t know WHY people try to pick fight with me though!!!
We’ll deal with things right then and there, but if it’s been going on for years, and I’m not interested in even discussing this dead and gone issue, why are you trying to resurrect old shit? Are you really that bored? Keep tellin me how empty your life is, that you come here, to me, please.

thesexiestoffenders:

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

I’m going to do this now. SUMMER WILL NEVER LOOK SO GOOD LOL

~Sticky

omfg

zodiacsociety:

Scorpio Personality

1. I have relatively decent self-control.2. Danger? Mystery? Bring it! 3. True.4. True out the ass. It takes me a long time to decide if someone&#8217;s worth my trust, it&#8217;s a long trial period lol5. True again.6. Yes, and I do like messing with people. Like, I started hanging out with this guy Isaac just to mess with him, that was it, and I would mess with my ex, and I do that to quite a few people- I like watching people squirm when you push them outside their comfort zone, I&#8217;m a super douche that way&#8230; that&#8217;s my Devil streak lol

zodiacsociety:

Scorpio Personality

1. I have relatively decent self-control.
2. Danger? Mystery? Bring it! 
3. True.
4. True out the ass. It takes me a long time to decide if someone’s worth my trust, it’s a long trial period lol
5. True again.
6. Yes, and I do like messing with people. 
Like, I started hanging out with this guy Isaac just to mess with him, that was it, and I would mess with my ex, and I do that to quite a few people- I like watching people squirm when you push them outside their comfort zone, I’m a super douche that way… that’s my Devil streak lol

Now here you go again you say you want your freedom
Well who am I to keep you down
It’s only right that you should play the way you feel it
But listen carefully to the sound
Of your loneliness, like a heartbeat, drives you mad
In the stillness of remembering what you had
And what you lost
Dreams, Fleetwood Mac (via iloveyoupleaseseeandbelieveagain)

beyondthebinary:

thegreenwolf:

theofficialariel:

Princess to Prince Transformation

All characters portrayed by Richard Schaefer (Me)

Costumes also made by myself. My Fan-page

This HAS to be my favorite cosplay post EVER.

HOW DO YOU EVEN GENDER

GENDER WIZARD!